Tuesday 21 May 2013

A Ride Through Hell on MeatLoaf’s Motorbike with it's flaming handlebars!


Perhaps this title of this blog today is a little ambiguous but, like it or not, people love violence, horror and action…and a percentage of those who don’t may enjoy the Meatloaf reference?


Regardless….some of you may have noticed that I haven’t written a lot lately, and whilst this can normally be attributed to me being quite lazy, a technology breakdown, or my short-attention span, on this occasion I’ve been a bit pre-occupied with this lil’ thing called ‘my wedding’.

For those of you runners and athletes unfamiliar with the concept, a marriage is basically an event where you pour every spare second of your time into folding thousands of pieces of glued card, choose between 19 different types of lace and table cloth, and sniff a million differing types of scented candles, and spend a lot of time saying “I agree, that’s quite lovely”…the payoff being; you can give a little back to that special someone who (against logic) sits by while you race, or lift, or obsess over diets and/or supplements.

And let’s be honest….no one else would put up with your crazy obsessive ways.

So, being a running blog I won’t spend too long on the ‘W’ word, there are MORE than enough flowery and poetic Wedding blogs out there, TRUST ME! 


So...needless to say, when the big day came, I managed to get out a lazy 30km training run before the ceremony, which went well; People were happy, suits and dresses were worn, tears were wept, and (most importantly) she said ‘I do’. Verbal contract sorted.

Our Honeymoon of 2 weeks in Vietnam was planned around a race during a Half-Marathon festival I found on the island of Phu Quoc….of course it was.
Regardless, as I was busy with the Wedding itself I soon found myself without any research or knowledge of the race or climate toeing the start line of the afternoon race (3pm local time). The weather for the race was an uncomfortable sunny 34degrees, however a morning storm had wet the ground sufficiently enough to produce a sickening amount of humidity come race time à 85%!!!!!!

Added to this was the newfound knowledge that the 400-odd runners set to compete with me came from an assortment of 30 different countries! I had NO IDEA how competitive, fast, or co-operative they would be!

In a seeming stroke of pre-emptive genius my (now) wife had signed us up for the 10km, instead of the Half Marathon, so some reassurance came from the knowledge that ‘hopefully’ the majority of the very fast looking runners around me would hopefully be running the ‘premier event’ and I could represent the country of Australia well and do my countrymen and women well!

Regardless I made the conscious effort to head out fast, and then see who was around me, how the course felt (75% of the course was on clay, muddy, unpaved tracks) as well as who the ‘competitors’ were.


That's when the gun went off.

I shot away and fortunately found myself in a very comfortable, but speedy pace at the front. In spite of the heat, I was feeling pretty good and with a kilometre down (in around 3mins) I decided to continue to build on my lead.
2km, still feeling good and with a now solid lead I eased off to a speed slightly above comfort, figuring I could leave only enough ‘fuel in the tank’ at the 5km turnaround to run the 5km home to hopefully take out the win!
This is where things went quite wrong, in a very monumental way.

When I hit the 5km turnaround a number of Vietnamese race marshalls excitedly greeted me, I was visibly quite exhausted, so I grabbed the supplied water, thanked them and turned around…

…only to be stopped.

“No….Keep going!” they said, pointing further up the road.

I glanced over at the sign (which clearly read in blue letters; ‘5km turnaround’), my blue bib, then at my GPS garmin; which confirmed that I had run 5km to the turn-around. 

“No…” I smiled and reassured them, “…I’m in the 10km! this is my turn.”

“No!” All five of them insisted! “YOU keep going!”

My heart dropped through my feet. They not only could not understand English or what I was saying, but they honestly believed that I was a half marathon runner.

One of them shoved me along, urging me to continue on.


So...I ran, and the pace bike continued on with me.

 
At this juncture I was in quite a state as I considered, just how exhausted I was, as well as how much further I now had to run! Would the more experienced runners, reel me in as my body failed me later? Would I be disqualified? Would I even be able to finish the race?
The weather immediately felt hotter.

But I managed to push on. And I did finish, not ridiculously quickly, but given the time taken in futile to ‘talk’ to the Race Marshalls, my fast start, and the weather conditions I was happy to simply cross the finish line at all!

And they credited me with the win in the Half Marathon! I beamed with pride, in my Intraining (sponsor - www.intraining.com.au- check 'em out!) singlet and laughed at scenario much later, as they presented me with my trophy, and still as I type this, it all seems so surreal.

I guess the point of all of this is to remind us all that we are capable of so much more than our measly doubts will try to tell us. We all have a strength that is there when we need it, and has the ability to step up and reach further than we could imagine.

For my poor wife Michelle, this race was a little bit more traumatic. For the extra 30-odd minutes I was gone, she was forced to deal with the fact that less than a week into her marriage, she had quite literally lost her husband in a foreign land!

(If you read this Shell, thank you for not attacking me with an empty, and extraordinarily cheap Saigon Beer bottle when I rounded that corner to cross the line!).

With my first race since Phu Quoc this weekend, I can only hope it’s a lot less ‘eventful’!
Stay safe,
Hug that ‘special supporter’, buy them some flowers,
and enjoy your running!

Clay